Standings

We're numerically ranked 5th but Commish's rankings put us at 3rd overall. I don't know if we're quite there yet. Anything less than first in all important categories (Runs Scored, Runs Against, Wins, Drinking, and All Sexual Conquests) is completely unacceptable. Speaking of sexual conquests, people should really be working harder and getting with players on other teams, other so we can mock them later for their inadequacies during the games or to lure good players away from their teams. I wonder if we're allowed to make in season trades or if we can just straight up poach players. That would be awesome. Good talk, see you all out there.