The Ass Kicking Begins

This is the inaugural post of the 2009 Brooklyn Kickball. Diddy's White Party featuring Fat Kid Hu$tle (FKA The Ye Olde Fashioneds) stands a 1-0 and gets ready to dominate the league in a way that's never been done before. Get ready for another set of Better Know a Fat Kid, random press releases, and pictures from the season. I can't imagine we'll be any better at posting or keeping track of stats than we were last year but we will be better than winning and terrifying hipsters. Last year the Ye Olde's put up some of the best numbers for a rookie kickball team ever, and there was no team that wanted to face us. I expect nothing less this season.

With one game behind us, we quickly showed we are in similar form to last year, with great infield defense and strong offense from the middle of our order. Our ranks have grown since last season and we will be all the better for it. Here's the rundown:

Hillary "The Hipster Grifter" Moloney - lead off kicker, Right field
John "The Goose / Boots / Cap'n Ron" Domingos - 1st base
Ryan "Hardcore Racist" Gang - Left Field
Brian "Eggplant Parmatarian" Riccardi - Left Center Field
Erin "Spelling Bee" Dawald - 2nd base
Dave "Fourth Meal" Berger - Hot Corner - pictured right
Andrea "Andre the Face Bash" Bacshe - pitcher
Mikey "Curly" Haze - Short Stop
Lauren "Sammich Queen" Eisele - Right Field, Catcher
Jake "Never Shows" DeSouza - Right Center
Jen "Blue Stain" Bluestein - Catcher, Second Base
Peter "Make 'Em Wait" Cadigan - Utility
Sarah "Buzzer Beater" Hunkler - Right Field, Utility
William "The Wizzle" Healy - Right Center, Utility
Stephanie "Astoria's Next Top Model" Gage - Catcher, Heart
David "Goldsmith" Goldsen - Left Center, SS
Drew "Towlie" Wacther - Utility

Let's kick some ass and take some names.

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